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  • saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

    saucefactory:

    queelez:

    lord-of-the-nerds:

    discordion:

    When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

    When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

    When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

    When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

    When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

    When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

    When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

    When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

    clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

    #incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

    THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

    (via ikilltitansforfun)


  • #Vickonikka-Saur      #saxophone      




    April 15, 2014

    1 week ago





  • oh-no-cheese-please asked: Your Meghan Gerry tag is delightful.

    :D I try to keep it classy. For SOME reason someone decided to tell her about it though. smh




  • January 9, 2014

    3 months ago





  • animedub:

    euo:

    if ur not boycotting urban outfitters after this i dont want to talk to youimage

    if you’ve ever not been boycotting urban outfitters i don’t want to talk to you

    i mean it’s sold racist games and costumes in the past, a transphobic card (warning for slurs), stolen from artists, and appropriated countless cultures and now this

    urban outfitters is disgusting tbh 

    (via schizopsychosis)




  • 3 months ago





  • seriouslyamerica:

    If you don’t think Jessica Williams is the best part of The Daily Show, you’re wrong.

    (via schizopsychosis)




  • 3 months ago





  • eastcoastslang:

    im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

    (via pizza)




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  • tinywingscraftshop:

    bagofscones:

    cozywarmhappythings:

    The joys of a cup of tea.

    This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day.

    Must. Drink. Moar. Tea.

    (via eudaimonaic-ambitions)




  • 3 months ago





  • postervine:

    10 funny relationship quotes to read that will make you smile if you are having a rough day with your significant other.

    (via eudaimonaic-ambitions)




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  • (Source: nerd4anime)


  • #pokemon      #charmander      #charizard      #mega charizard      




    January 8, 2014

    3 months ago






  • #kingdom hearts      #namine      #xion      




    3 months ago





  • bw6:

    bw6:

    I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

    image

    (via aslongasyouarestillburningbright)




  • 3 months ago





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